Wallet & Fund
Download Phantom and fund it with some SOL from a CEX. Write down your seed phrase on a napkin and immediately lose it.
MINDLESS COIN
The Official
Zero IQ Token.
MINDLESS
CORP.
CORP.
COPIED TO CLIPBOARD 🧠🚫
⚠️ ZERO IQ PROTOCOL ⚠️ NO THOUGHTS JUST VIBES ⚠️ EMPTY HEAD ⚠️ WALLET READY
The Manifesto
LITERALLY US.
100%
DUMB
DUMB
Stop Thinking.
JUST APE IN.
Forget overcomplicated TA and premium alpha groups. Accept the ultimate crypto truth: No one knows anything.
Why stress when you can just buy the red chart? Empty your head, load your wallet, and embrace the Zero IQ path.
The "Plan"
Phase 1
The Launch
- Create Token (Done, probably).
- Make a Website (You are looking at it).
- Buy the Top (Essential marketing strategy).
Phase 2
The Grind
- Chart goes Red (Panic).
- We buy more because we forgot how to sell.
- Vibe in Telegram (Copium overload).
Phase 3
The Unknown
- Stare at the wall.
- Fluke our way into unimaginable wealth.
- Or ride it to absolutely zero. We don't care.
How To Ape In
EASY AS 1-2-3
1
2
Go to Pump.swap
Head over to swap.pump.fun . Connect your wallet and paste the $MINDLESS contract address. Don't think, just paste it.
3
Swap & Ignore Warnings
Swap your SOL for $MINDLESS. When the wallet warns you about "high slippage", just aggressively click confirm. Empty head. Wallet ready.
JOIN THE CULT
Brain cells are overrated. Stop thinking, join the Telegram, and vibe with the most mindless community in crypto.
